If it is true that a trouble shared is a trouble halved, then it surely follows that Fume will reduce your problems by 50%.

As a nation of natural Fumers, there is always - ALWAYS! - something to Fume about. But most of the time we just can't be arsed to put pen to paper. This forum is for you.

Whether your Fume is earth-shatteringly important or mind-numbingly trivial, there is evidence to suggest you'll feel all the better just for having Fumed. And not only is it fun to Fume, but it's always possible that another Fumer will have the solution to your problem.

Fuming is non-toxic, non-fattening and there is no wasteful packaging. Fuming is environmentally friendly (unless of course you are Fuming about the environment).

Fuming is also completely free. No credit card details are demanded therefore no security issues are involved.

In the interests of complete transparency, we must warn you that Fuming is potentially habit-forming, but having said that, there is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that you will go on to more serious forms of internet addiction.

It is possible - just very occasionally - that you might not wish to Fume; you may wish to praise.

For all those of you who have something positive to say, Fume also provides you with a place to do just that. It's called Puffs. We don't expect you to use it very often.

So Fume away to your heart's content and, if you have any problems with the site, quite honestly we'd love to hear from you.